DU TAC AU TAC : Tonton Kuibiert, d’où tu as sorti le nom de Gbagbo ?

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Par Germain Séhoué

Tonton Kuibiert. Tous mes respects ! On dit quoi de ton côté ? Il n’est pas encore minuit mais… Je ne comprends pas déjà ce qui se passe. Il se passe quoi sur ta liste électorale ? Ça clignote bizarrement là ! On ne comprend rien. D’où tu as ressorti le nom de Laurent Gbagbo ? Ça n’était pas sur la liste électorale, non ? Tu as fait comment et puis c’est revenu aussi rapidement ? Le matin, le nom n’était pas sur la liste. On a fouillé, fouillé… y avait rien ! Mais à peine… on a crié au scandale que le nom réapparait ! Avant le soir, Laurent Gbagbo a son nom à nouveau sur la liste électorale ! Ah ! Tonton ! C’est comment là-bas ? Tu es devenu Djinammory maintenant, Tonton ? Tu fais des miracles sur la liste électorale ? Tonton, si en pleine journée, ta liste clignote de la sorte… Et quand il sera minuit alors ? Tonton Kuibiert. D’où est ressorti le nom de Gbagbo, un coup ? Gbagbo n’est pas mort. Pourquoi son nom avait disparu de la liste électorale ? Pourquoi ? Ou bien pour toi, la CPI, c’est la mort ? Que Gbagbo n’allait plus sortir de là ? Tonton, pourquoi tu as fait ça ? Ou plutôt, pourquoi ta liste a fait ça ? Tu vois maintenant, non ? Tu vois pourquoi on doit revoir totalement cette liste ? On va s’asseoir, tout le monde. On met la liste au milieu. Tout le monde regarde. Les noms qui ont disparu doivent y être rajoutés. Les noms des côcô… ceux qui n’ont pas droit. On va enlever leurs noms. On débranche tous les clignotants de la liste. Ces clignotants qui dévorent des noms… On révise tout. Toute la famille va regarder. Si c’est propre, alors, on peut voter avec ça. Sinon, Tonton Kuibiert. Tu m’as effrayé ! D’où est ressorti le nom de Gbagbo ?  

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